The career audit you'd write yourself if you had time.
10 pages of evidence-based analysis built from your GitHub, LinkedIn, and 15 minutes of honest answers. No fluff. No horoscope.
Not advice. Diagnoses.
Real lines from real reports. The kind of sentences a strategy consultant charges €500/hour to produce — and that you can't write about yourself without an outside view.
"The constraint is shipping architecture, not talent."
"A compounding moat that is structurally hard to replicate."
"Distribution is the named binding constraint, not engineering."
"Independence without a stated monetization model converts the brand asset into runway depletion."
10 pages. Real evidence.
Not generic advice. Not personality tests. Specific findings tied to specific data points from your work.
Pedagogical clarity at a rare altitude
overreacted.io (7.2K stars), whatthefuck.is (3K stars) — both written to demystify concepts for working developers.
No clear monetization architecture
Most ex-FAANG independents underestimate how quickly runway depletes — typically 18-24 months before income pressure forces suboptimal choices.
Independent · Optimized
Course + advisory + speaking. Requires shipping flagship course (€300-500K year one), 2 advisory retainers.
The founder's own audit.
I ran Bizou on myself first. Here's what came back — strengths I didn't know how to phrase, gaps I'd been avoiding, and a 6-month plan I'm now executing.
Eat your own dogfood, or don't ship.
Read the full sample→Nikita Doudikov.
Fifteen-year-old solo iOS founder shipping production apps in days, fluent in four EU languages, now confronting distribution as the binding constraint.
Four steps. Three minutes.
From form submission to PDF delivery. Most of the time you spend is just answering honestly.
Tell us about you
GitHub username, bio, and 10 questions about your career, goals, and self-assessment. ~15 minutes.
We pull your evidence
Your top 10 GitHub repos, language distribution, contribution patterns, and public artifacts.
Claude analyzes it
Cross-references your stated goals with public evidence. Names strengths, gaps, and contradictions.
10-page PDF
Strengths, gaps, automation risk, scenarios, action plan, salary tracks. Confidential. Yours.
I'm Nikita, 15.
I started shipping iOS apps at 10. By 14, I had a portfolio of 5+ apps including a LARP app submitted to the App Store in under two days, and 10K+ lines of Swift behind a deprecated anonymous social network called Blip.
I've also built FND — a real-time meetpoint platform for students at my school in Belgium — currently in alpha with 8 users awaiting Smartschool distribution approval.
But here's the thing nobody tells you: shipping is the easy part.
Distribution is the binding constraint. Validation is the binding constraint. Being seen is the binding constraint. I'm technically capable but commercially raw — same as most solo founders I know.
Bizou is the audit I wish I had at 14. It's the diagnostic that tells you what's actually slowing you down, instead of what LinkedIn comments think is slowing you down.
I ran it on myself first. The findings are on this site as the sample report.
One report. One price.
- ✓10-page evidence-based PDF
- ✓Strengths + gaps with metrics
- ✓Salary tracks for EU markets
- ✓6-month action plan
- ✓18-month strategic scenarios
- ✓7-day money-back guarantee
Common questions.
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15 minutes of honest answers. 3 minutes of analysis. 10 pages of clarity about where you actually stand.
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